I thought I'd share with y'all my camping trip, as there's something in it that I'm sure NO ONE should miss.
So it's Friday, and I've slept in. I realize it's like 1 in the afternoon. AND I'm freaking out. I woke up to the Door buzzer going off. with my clothes still in the washing machine, and me, having a down N out week haven't showered in 2 days(maybe 3 but I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt ;) )
So I begin to rush. I'm running around the house like a chicken with it's head cut off. I grab my food, my bag, and my computer, and I'm out the door. I forget my Pillow, Blanket & a spare pair of jeans. I even leave my shoes at home. don't forget the socks that are still in the laundry basket.
I pretty much leave with a pair of white track pants and a EXTRA Small pair of shorts. flip flops.
Anyways, Lorne & I get to his building, pack up his stuff, and leave for Othello. After we arrive, and are setting up, i get started on my tent. head into the trailer to grab the air mattress, and find Lorne did some spring cleaning the weekend before. I'm like OMFG. I realize I'm screwed. no blanket, no pillow, no air mattress, NOTHING!!!. well, i decide to wing it just that one night. but before we can get to my mis adventure that evening, we've got to finish on our day :P
When we arrived to our camping spot, there were two trucks parked there, as the river had just been opened up for fishing. Granted it's only Catch N Release at the moment, the Fishing hobbiests are still pouring in. after we've gotten our camp fire going and are relaxing, our fisherman friend comes back to his truck. we get through the introductions, and i soon feel guilty because i forgot another name. but aside from that, we make small talk, enjoy some wine, and the rest of the afternoon/evening. Fishermen eventually decides to head into Hope for a bit. Leaving Lorne & myself all alone at the camp site.
Well after Lorne bugs me about not eating hot dogs, and we engage in some good conversation, lets estimate the time at around 8:30pm. It's dark out already, were sitting at the camp fire. about 10 minutes prior to this misadventure, a white jeep drives past and I'd assumed gone over the hill to head back into town.
As were sitting around the camp fire, I notice someone walking towards us. I'm very alert there, as it's known for it's Bigfoot sightings, among other various paranormal sightings during the camping season.
Well this person is walking towards us. i realize it's a woman, I'm guessing late 20's or early 30's. as she walks towards us, i realize notice somethings missing. i can't quite put my finger on it.
Well, as she walks up to us, i realize whats missing. SHE'S NAKED!!!. she's wearing a shirt that is about 5 inches too short, barely covering her breasts, and SEE THROUGH. she's got stockings coming up just about 80% of her legs, and NO UNDERWEAR!!!. She's got a cigarette in her left hand, her underwear twirling around her index finger; right hand. I'm sitting there like WTF!!! she asks for a light. up till now, Lorne hasn't looked at her. i get up to get her a lighter, and Lorne takes a look. his exact words after are"It's like a car accident on the highway. you can't help but to look."
Lorne's Eye is a little better than mine, as he realizes she's shaved. TMI moment? eh haha.
well after she gets her light, she stands there looking vulnerable for a little while, and eventually leaves. She probably drove by, seeing two young good lookin guys sitting around a camp fire drinking, and thought Hey!!! Imma get lucky tonight ;) Little did she know that she'd walked into the camp of two very gay men. If only Laura was there :P She would have pointed to the girls lady region and said " You missed a spot ;) " Oh it would have been priceless :P
The rest of the camping trip was very uneventful, Lots of wind, some KICK ASS Fish n Chips, a super harsh rain/lightning storm, more wind, and more rain. a few trips into hope proved to be very eventful, i managed to get The Sound Of Music on record :D So Exciting hehe
Oh & lets not forget my basket of fruit(no pun comments please :P) got attacked by some mice while sleeping. i was so disappointed. i wanted my peach. lmao.
Well this is Brian, Signing off. Hope you enjoyed my camping misadventure :P
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